Jun 21, 2013

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Supernatural Hot Guy Checklist

If your date's a Nephilim

If your date’s a Nephilim

 If you missed my Guest Blog for Musings of Mistress of the Dark Path…

Cara Augustine’s Checklist of what to do when more than one hot supernatural guy wants you:

♥  Take daily fortifying potions to keep up your strength.

♥  Invest in a day planner or an orb scribe so you don’t double-book your dates.

♥  If you want to double-book your dates, make sure all parties are into sharing and they promise not to use supernatural powers to incapacitate the other guy.

♥  Wear clothes that can be worn inside-out for a quick re-dress in the dark (good for human “dates” too)

♥  If he’s a Nightkind (or Vampire), wear a long scarf to hide the bite marks.

♥  If he’s a Werewolf, rub beef jerky behind your ears instead of perfume.

♥  If he’s a Nephilim with wings, don’t sleep in a canopied bed or one with mosquito netting.

♥  Try not to burst out in spontaneous happy giggles while thinking about your love life.

♥  Try not to burst out in flames while thinking about your love life.

♥  Try not to eat more than two pints of Ben and Jerry’s in one sitting when your love life gets out of control.

♥  Thank your lucky stars all your hot guys are magically delicious.

And I could go on and on…  This was fun!  What would you add to this checklist?

  1. You’re silly. I shall keep these tips in mind just in case I happen upon a hot paranormal guy, although I don’t have too many reversible clothes. Perhaps I should go shopping.

    Patricia Rickrode
    w/a Jansen Schmidt

    • Mertianna Georgia says:

      Actually any garment can be reversible if you don’t care about minor things like seams and tags and other people’s opinions.

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